Yeah, but a joke can't stand when it's built on something that just ain't true! [He shakes his head.] Yeah, you would be the real old-timer here...

[Gumshoe pauses as he listens to them talk about their situation, increasingly distraught.]

What?? Hey, this is no time for mushroom jokes, pal! I know you're an angel and a devil, but that doesn't sound like any kind of place to stay. Just come on over here and get yourself washed up, alright? If you don't have anywhere better to stay, you should just stay around here!