[Happy Christmas delivery, Dick! By way of mailmouse with a colorful ribbon as its only festive "wrapping"...is a boot with gum stuck to the bottom.
In the most unfortunate of events, Gumshoe's Secret Santa is a selfish little rascal that was raised on the idea that one has to cheat others to survive. That mindset must have relaxed a little here, though, because inside the boot is pack of gum (minus one piece)! The boot's even clean! Actually, just a few minutes later will come the delivery of the second (less decorated) boot of the pair. I mean, you can't just hold onto stolen merchandise he doesn't care about like that. Whether they actually fit Gumshoe is up to Lady Luck.
While unsigned, the delivery mice on duty will cheerfully explain that the presents come from a small fellow by the name of Black Cat.]
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trenchdoting) wrote2023-01-10 09:26 am
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In the most unfortunate of events, Gumshoe's Secret Santa is a selfish little rascal that was raised on the idea that one has to cheat others to survive. That mindset must have relaxed a little here, though, because inside the boot is pack of gum (minus one piece)! The boot's even clean! Actually, just a few minutes later will come the delivery of the second (less decorated) boot of the pair.
I mean, you can't just hold onto stolen merchandise he doesn't care about like that.Whether they actually fit Gumshoe is up to Lady Luck.While unsigned, the delivery mice on duty will cheerfully explain that the presents come from a small fellow by the name of Black Cat.]